According to the WTHU-TV Dictionary…..
APRIL FOOLS’ DAY:
“When the deepest existential truths are spoken by people unaware they are doing so.”
The author of this post (5 Reasons to Go Through Life Lazy, Drunken, and Stupid | PickTheBrain) clearly takes the “Opposite-Day-For-Adults” approach to April-One-Fun….and stumbles into the ontological tar-pit that entombs the fossilized bones of human significance.
Embrace the void, my man. Embrace it.
Do you start every morning by googling Wendy’s Baconator?
Yes. Yes I do.
Baconator. That’s what’s wrong with America.