I’m predicting a bold new strategy in the “war on terror” — An elite strike force of Hollow-wood celebs like Pam Anderson, Tommy Lee, and Paris Hilton being dropped into the mountainous region between Pakistan and Afghanistan:
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They’ll infiltrate and defeat al Qaeda with their “special training” in the dark combat arts of “dirty tattoo needles” and “indiscriminate sex” (indis-crima, if you will).
And the best part? They don’t even have to be successful! Just by parachuting them in to someone else’s country, we’ve already won an important battle for America!
