(Via WFMU’s Beware of the Blog.)
Like a Sect Machine: Warren Jeffs, Singer/Songwriter
Following a fine tradition established by Charlie Manson and David Koresh, Warren Jeffs shows us that, when you sing like this, it takes some heavy-duty brainwashing to get people to listen to you…
‘Yearning For Zion’ by Warren Jeffs (MP3)
Jesus. I hope that this wasn’t the reason that Jeffs made an exception for his flock to own iPods. Ohhhh….right…they could listen to his sermons as well. Looks like somebody finally took the “THINK DIFFERENT” ads to heart!
Rule-of-Thumb: If you use the word “Zion” in a song — and you are not Bob Marley — you are probably a cult leader and you are assuredly a douchebag. And, should anyone ever write a song this bad again, I hope that the authorities will arrest them before they inflict it (or their vapid ideology) on children.
